Wanted: one new roommate that doesn’t play practical jokes. All dog impersonators need not apply. Cats and cheese lovers welcome.

Seems that on Christmas Eve, a 26-year-old man from Kenosha, Wisconsin thought it would be hilarious to hide outside his roomie’s bathroom door and bark when she came out. She, however, didn’t think it was very funny, and showed her displeasure by kicking him repeatedly in the face.

The guy, who already had vision problems, landed in the hospital with a swollen face and eye injuries — resulting in his 40-year-old housemate being arrested for battery to a disabled person.

Imagine what would have happened if the guy didn’t put the toilet seat down.