"Ninety percent of this game is half mental."—Yogi Berra

"The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan."—Whitey Ford

"I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball."—Pete Rose

How about 47 more? Just a heads up. Yogi Berra's (pictured left back in his playing days) name appears a lot.

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