You wouldn't think it would be much of a contest. A full-sized dog versus a full-sized crawfish in a battle to the death. Well, for one of them it's to the death most likely by boiling water and seasoning.

Actually, I don't think this dog is really fighting. He appears to be playing with this rather strange creature from a world other than the dog world. This would certainly qualify for Lt. Governor Nungesser's #OnlyinLouisiana.

I guess if we are truly being honest these two creatures are getting along better than most people you see on cable TV news shows, so they have that going for them.