Jay and I bring you a new episode of FAST FIVE this week, with a special message for my Mom, and an attempt to get Jay to dab. Old white guys dabbing seems to be all the rage. Will he do it?

Ragin' Cajuns running back Elijah McGuire will test the waters of the NFL draft? Will he forego his senior season? We break it down, along with how much blame New Orleans Saints cornerback Brandon Browner deserves, the best and worst stories of the NBA season a quarter of the way through, most appealing Bowl games, and the craziest weather at sporting events we've attended.