Bulls Crush Hornets

 The short handed New Orleans Hornets were never close to the Chicago Bulls in Wednesday night's game, ultimately losing 90-67. The only time the crowd of 15,456 at the Hive was during player introductions when Will Ferrell announced the Hornets starting lineup. Ferrell chimed in with fabricated notes about each player.

Chris Kaman had the only respectable stat line of the night for a player wearing white and creole blue. The former All-Star Center finished with 17 points, 9 rebounds, and 3 blocks off the bench.

New Orleans has lost 7 in a row, and 22 of their last 24. They'll attempt to stop the bleeding this Friday when they host the Portland Trail Blazers. Tip-off is set for 7:00.