Lance Moore Retires After Three Days In Atlanta
Lance Moore loves the New Orleans Saints so much, he couldn't stand playing for the Atlanta Falcons. This is why Who Dat Nation will always love Lance.
In truth, Moore didn't leave the Falcons out of animosity, but he only spent three days with the Dirty Birds before announcing his retirement. Moore caught over 4,000 yards and scored 38 TD's for New Orleans, so it's no surprise he couldn't stand Atlanta. The water probably burned his skin on contact.
Moore's time in New Orleans was filled with joy. He won a Super Bowl with the Saints. Fans knew whenever he scored, a dance routine was coming...and he had moves.
Smooth moves, Lance. He spent some time in Pittsburgh and Detroit, but he was too cool to stay in Atlanta. Another smooth move by Lance.
Drew Brees and Sean Payton both gushed about Moore when they heard about his retirement, but they weren't the only ones. Cam Jordan, Mark Ingram and even departed teammates like Darren Sproles chimed in when they heard one of their favorite locker room buddies retired.