You should probably watch this video. Especially if you need something absurd to turn your day around. This is about as ridiculous as it gets. It's a man doing his impressions of how different animals eat their food.

Really none of them are particularly accurate (we don't recall ever seeing a bull just slam his face into a plate of salad), but they are ridiculous. Sometimes that's all that matters. Just don't try to teach children with this video and it should be alright.