If this woman wanted attention by dancing on the bar, she sure got it. But instead of wowing onlookers with her provocative moves, she fell head-over-heels off the bar.

Fortunately, a bartender (sort of) breaks her fall and shows the  proper way to “pick up” a woman at a bar. One thing is for sure: Coyote Ugly this isn’t. It’s just plain ugly.

Check out the mayhem below and let’s hope this falls under Workers’ Compensation.

[Via BuzzFeed]