Here, we have a kid getting smacked right in the face with a soccer ball by his dad.

It's not clear if dad's intention was to teach the kid how to be a goalie or what. Maybe he just wanted him out of the way and didn't think he'd place himself in the line of fire. If today's trend continues, we'll get back to you later with either a) an old lady being frightened or b) a kid falling off a raft and hitting himself in the family jewels.