Weird News
The Future Is Now — Star Trek Phasers Are Real
You know how sometimes you're walking through Times Square, and it reminds you a little too much of 'Blade Runner,' then you get an email on your hand-sized computer/phone, and you have a massive panic attack because THE FUTURE IS NOW?!!!!! This video does not help that feeling. At all.
Steak ‘N Shake Server Gets a Whopping 7,000% Tip
Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos Cause High School Lockdown
$8 Goodwill Video Game Fetches $17K at Auction, Pants Still Only Worth a Nickel
Man Buys Poodles, Discovers They’re Actually Ferrets on Steroids
This is not a joke. A man at the largest outdoor bazaar in Buenos Aires bought two toy poodles from a vendor for $150 each. Only he didn't actually buy two poodles. He actually bought two ferrets that were hopped up on steroids and given fancy hairdos so they would look like poodles.
London Mayor Rides Zip Line For Olympics, Gets Stuck
Given that his city is currently hosting the Olympics, London mayor Boris Johnson is riding high … literally. On Wednesday, the eccentric public official rode a zip line in Victoria Park to promote the summer games. There’s just one problem — he got stuck. No, this isn’t an episode of ‘The Benny Hill Show.’ This is for real.
Kindergartener Refuses to Color Favorite Team’s Rival Mascot
30 Most Absurd Baseball Cards Ever
If you google the name Billy Ripken, an endless amount of stories will pop up regarding his 1989 fleer baseball card. Most of you know why, but in case you don't, there is an...um...obscenity written on the bottom of the bat. Due to his ridiculous baseball card, Billy is known more for this than for being the brother of Cal Ripken Jr. and son of Cal Ripken Sr. Without further ado, here are the 30 most absurd baseball cards of all-time.

