Janine Cascio has a clear intensity to her look, which might not be what you think you'd want in a bikini model -- but for her, it works. One look into those piercing brown eyes, and her spell will enchant you. She's like Medusa, except instead of snakes on her head, she's really super-freakin' hot.

We're not saying she's a Gorgon or a witch or a sorceress or anything, though we can't definitively rule it out. All we know is, we're helpless under her control. All hail Janine, makerΒ of all that is good in the world. We are her humble servant.