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‘Bond Girl’ Berenice Marlohe — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Marlohe. Berenice Marlohe.
Jokes. Predictable jokes. Our awful sense of humor doesn’t change the fact that French actress Berenice Marlohe will play the love interest of super spy James Bond in ‘Bond 23′ which is currently in pre-production. The new Bond Girl’s previous roles include French movies we won’t even begin to attempt to pronounce, spell or pretend as if we’ve seen.
Imogen Thomas — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Imogen Thomas is a glamor model, former ‘Big Brother’ housemate and former Miss Wales. She has appeared in popular magazines like Zoo and Maxim. Im-o-gen her naked! CUE RIMSHOT! Actually, no need to imagine, just Google it. The Welsh beauty is our crush today for a much different reason than just her looks and assets.
Angela Simmons – Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Angela Simmons is the daughter of rap icon Joseph “Run” Simmons of Run DMC. She founded the Pastry shoe line with older sister Vanessa Simmons and publishes a monthly magazine for teens called Angela’s Rundown. She recently posed naked for a PETA ad and will be the star of their campaign called “Eating Meat Is a Sin: Go Vegetarian.”
‘Pan Am’s’ Kelli Garner — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Kelli Garner first blipped on our radar in the movie ‘Dreamland.’ Her other acting credits include ‘Man of the House,’ ‘Bully,’ ‘The Aviator’ and ‘Thumbsucker.’ Kelli is one of the stars of the new ABC show ‘Pan Am.’ We shouldn’t hold that against her. Not that we’ve ever seen the show, we just have a thing against TV shows depicting air travel in the 1960′s. This is due to our hatred of air trav
Lucy Pinder — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Lucy Pinder is a good example of being in the right place at the right time. She was discovered on a beach by a photographer in England in 2003, signed to a modeling contract the next day just because of the pics, and has become one of the top glamor models in the business. All because she took the girls to the beach. Yes, those girls. If this is the talent hanging out at beaches in the UK we are
Eva Amurri — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Eva Amurri has several things going for her: incredible genes from mom Susan Sarandon, a burgeoning acting career, a hatred of clothing and a love of being photographed without much of it on.
Izabel Goulart — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Izabel Goulart is best known for her work as a Victoria’s Secret Angel. She is also well known in the modeling industry for her “wardrobe malfunction” at her first ever fashion show. Her top fell open and her Victoria’s were no longer a secret. Goulart also appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 2011.
Lara Stone — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Lara Stone is our crush today for proving that no one, not even a ridiculously paid fashion model, is perfect looking. Lara has more than a few physical flaws, which shall now be discussed, just to feel better about our own grotesque imperfections. Lara is an example to all young women that beauty comes from the inside. Unless you’re ugly on the inside, then, it can be masked by beauty on the outs
The Vampire Diaries’ Nina Dobrev — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Nina Dobrev really gets our blood running. There is nothing hotter than a vampire chick. Especially when they really know how to suck…blood. The Crush of the Day doesn’t literally suck but she sucks every week on the CW show ‘The Vampire Diaries.’
NFL 2011 Season – Week Two Preview
After players used week one of the 2011 NFL season to reward the football faithful with NFL records for passing yards, special-team return touchdowns and sacks, week two brings several early season games that could be future playoff, or, perhaps, conference championship previews. With temperatures turning fall-like in the east, fans will likely be treated to great football in near-perfect footbal
Christina Hendricks — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
This entire post will be about our crush Christina Hendricks but at no point will it mention her chest. That is a promise. There is so much more about her to love beside her giant, perfect, squeezable…let’s just move on.
Stacy Keibler — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Well, let’s see, it took George Clooney all of a couple weeks to get hooked up with another amazing specimen of a woman. Honestly we thought it would take less time. His newest fling is former wrestling superstar and ‘Dancing With The Stars’ contestant Stacy Keibler. George usually goes for the lesser known beauties and…you know what…we will now stop discussing George Clooney in a Crush of the Day
Miss Universe 2011 Leila Lopes — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Angola’s Leila Lopes was crowned Miss Universe 2011. Hooorrrayyyyyy, Angola! You’ve waited so long for your champion and here she is in all her splendor.
‘Charlie’s Angels" Annie IIonzeh — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Annie Ilonzeh is best known as Maya Ward on ‘General Hospital’ (according to people that watch ‘General Hospital’), but she has appeared on TV in ‘How I Met Your Mother,’ ‘Melrose Place’ and ‘Entourage’ and on the big screen in ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’ and ‘Miss March.’
Real Life Russian Barbie Doll — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Our crush today is, to steal an expression from our mothers, a living doll. Literally, a living doll. Little is known about this beauty that looks like a real-life Barbie except the fact she is A) real B) creepy in a sexy way or possibly the other way around and C) from Russia. WHAT A COUNTRY!
2011 NFL Season – Week One Preview
What a long, strange trip it’s been this NFL offseason. It seems like only yesterday the news was filled with talk of a lockout and threats of a fall and winter without football. It’s now all in the past with nothing left to worry about but the fate of your favorite team.
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The Other Rebecca Black — Crush Of The Day [PICTURES]
Rebecca Black burst into the American pop culture sewage pool with her ear delicious tune “Friday” about, um, a day of the week. This was bad news for our Crush Of The Day, Rebecca Black, a fitness model and cover girl for mags like Oxygen and Muscle and Fitness Hers. Her name will forever be associated with “7am, waking up in the morning. Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs. Gotta have my bowl, g
Justin Bieber Embarrasses NBA Star Steve Nash [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber is apparently good at basketball. So good, he not only has a killer crossover, but can get future NBA Hall of Famer Steve Nash to fall for it. But who would ever belieb … sorry … believe that kind of story?
NFL RedZone Babe Anna Colwell – Crush Of The Day [PICTURES]
Anna Colwell is an actress, model, and TV host. She has co-hosted shows on TBS and appeared in numerous commercials, feature films and TV shows.
US Women’s National Soccer Team Member Alex Morgan – Crush Of The Day [PICTURES]
Alex Morgan is a member of the US Women’s National Soccer Team and is the team’s youngest player. Her impressive resume can be found right here.